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Oh my God. She’s so hot. – The Hornets weren’t so hot in the 3rd quarter where they shot _____. Chris Paul, David West both missed countless makeable shots while there season slipped away. The Spurs defense was great for most of the game. But the hornets can only blame themselves for that pitiful 3rd quarter.
She’s so flippin’ hot. She’s like a curry. Peja Stojakavic did everything he could to end the season early as he had some brutal misses. Bruce Bowen must’ve been in his head cause Peja was missing wide open shots… You know as a fan, if you see a slow footed shot specialist missing open 3’s, you get to thinking you could do better. And honestly I could’ve shot 3-11 and grabbed a few boards.
She’s so hot she’s making me sexist. – On the bright side, Tyson Chandler repeatedly p’owned Duncan in the low block as Duncan shot a pedestrian 5-17. And to see Duncan using all his moves and not getting anything done, was a lil’ uncomfortable to watch. At least NO has a Duncan stopper already in place, while PHX sold their soul for one. Tyson also scored a few more of those “dunk shots” I’ve heard so much about…
B*tch – Both Chris Paul and Jannero Pargo were both bizzatches last night. Chris Paul was visibly frustrated as he flailed his arms whenever he was fouled (That attempted slap on Finley springs to mind). Gone unnoticed throughout these playoffs, is that Chris Paul has been a bit of a prick. “Habanero” Pargo decided in the 4th that he was Jesus Michael Jordan. NO fans saw the good – a wide open 3 pointer to bring the game within a couple of points, and the bad – another 3 pointer clanked a few seconds into the shot clock a moment later.
I think I need a 1983 Casio DG-20 electric guitar- The 4 best teams are facing off, and that’s all this NBA fan could ask for. I’m excited to see Sheed own KG, and Kobe sodomizing Bruce Bowen. Another exciting fact is we’re open to the most exciting final for the casual fan (BOS vs. LAL) and the most dull (SA vs. DET).