Eddy Curry Walks into Mike D’antoni’s New office, for his off season interview with his new coach, and Donnie Walsh…………..
MD – Hello Eddy, how are you?
EC – I’m ok, who are you?
MD – I’m Mike D’antoni, and this is Mr. Walsh behind me
DW – Hello Edward
EC – Wait a second, aren’t you the head coach of the Phoenix Suns?
MD – Yes, I was Eddy
EC – Aren’t you guys still in the playoffs?
MD – No Eddy, we were kicked out by the Spurs in the First Round, aren’t you watching the playoffs?
MD – Isiah… You see, Isiah is no longer with us Eddy
EC – He’s Dead? OMG Isiah is dead!!! But how?!!!! We were just chill’n at the cheesecake factory a couple days ago…………..
MD – He’s not dead Eddy, he’s just no longer the head coach of New York Knicks
DW – New York City Knickerbockers, Michael
DW – This team is called the New York City Knickerbockers Michael
MD – Yeah that’s what I meant. Anyway I thought, the Knickerbockers banned Isiah from talking to you guys?
EC – He was banned from talking to us, we can still talk to him, Michael. Duh!
MD – Oh I See…
EC – Wait, so Isiah Was Fired?
MD – Not exactly Eddy, see Isiah…
EC – Did he quit? I know he didn’t quit, Isiah would never quit on us, he loves this team, He’s not a quitter, he’s a champion among men.
DW – He didn’t quit either Edward
EC – So where is he?
MD – He’s in Italy Eddy
EC – So he did it?
DW – Did what Edward?
EC – Him and Marbury were talking about playing professionally in Italy someday…
MD – Really?
EC – Yeah they were gonna create the first dual combo guard backcourt, Isiah never believed in a point guard, he felt they just got in the way.
MD – Got in the way of what?
EC – Shooting Mike, point guards pass, basketball players shoot.
MD – That’s Ridiculous
EC – You’re Ridiculous
To Be Continued…